And to all a good night...
Wrapping up the year in style, Net Assessment is out here for YOU, defying all email marketing paradigms and bombing your inbox on a Monday after a long holiday weekend. Open rates, schmopen rates.
Commercial 10cm resolution? From space? I don’t know about you, but this just seems like a terrible idea to me.
https://spacenews.com/albedo-wins-license-to-sell-10-centimeter-imagery/
This time it was totally on purpose, we swear.
https://mashable.com/article/nasa-spacecraft-enters-sun
Ah, I see you’ve finally noticed Lake Elon.
“Does this mean we can scientifically say that Uranus once took a massive pounding?” Ugh. So juvenile.
https://www.ladbible.com/news/latest-uranus-was-once-hit-by-an-object-twice-as-big-as-earth-20211215
First off, “Zircon” sounds like a over-the-counter allergy medication.
Secondly, “it's so fast that the air pressure in front of the weapon forms a plasma cloud as it moves, absorbing radio waves and making it practically invisible to active radar systems” would be incredibly awesome if it wasn’t also very scary.
https://www.military.com/equipment/weapons/why-russias-hypersonic-missiles-cant-be-seen-radar.html/
The real secret here is that no one actually knows how to pronounce “Hueneme.”
https://breakingdefense.com/2021/12/navy-starts-building-hub-for-surface-subsurface-drones/
Is there anything more German that crying foul on China not following “the international rules-based order.” Zee rules! You must follow ZEE RULES!
“In my quest for a Nobel prize, I totally forgot about my secret Chinese bank account.”
https://news.yahoo.com/amphtml/harvard-professor-lied-china-ties-175552206.html
That’s all well and good, but have the brain cells figured out how to microwave a pizza and make a bong out of an apple?
And the award for the least surprising merger of 2021 goes to…
I’m just going to leave your daily dose of “I really haven’t achieved much in my life” right here.
Merry Christmas, Happy New Year and whatnot. Let’s see if we can not make an absolute hash of 2022, shall we?
-JQP
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