Judgment Panda has breached the network.
We're back with another rundown of the various NatSec and Space (MARS!) things that have been distracting us from being productive this week. Take a load off friends, it's Net Assessment time.
In the NSA’s defense, “Judgement Panda” didn’t strike me as a legitimate threat, either.
https://www.wired.com/story/china-nsa-hacking-tool-epme-hijack/
Three simple words. Weaponized. Tide. Pods.
Great. Now Drill Instructors are going to be screaming at confused teenage recruits for not keeping their spectrum squared away.
“Armed Recon Overwatch” a.k.a. “I see you…And I’ve come to kill you.”
So basically a (non-Russian) Russian-nesting-doll drone swarm? I’ll see myself out.
Very Cool. Not something I’d want to wait around on the results for, but cool nonetheless.
https://www.military.com/daily-news/2012/06/08/army-testing-traumatic-brain-injury-blood-test.html
But who is going to track the untold number of oceanic wildfires if everyone is jumping on the missile defense bandwagon? This sounds like an NRO smokescreen to me.
SPECIAL MARS LANDING CORNER
“Ingenuity”? It should have been named “Awesomely Batshit Crazy.” It would have been way more accurate and made for much more entertaining (and accurate) CAPCOM chatter.
“Awesomely Batshit Crazy, you are go for spin-up.”
https://www.inverse.com/science/theres-now-a-helicopter-on-mars/amp
They want you to turn off your ad-blocker, but I swear it is totally worth it - this clip legitimately brought tears to me eyes. Like the end-of-a-sports-movie-choking-up-syndrome level of emotions.
Speaking of crazy. Everyone does realize this things is the size of a freakin’ SUV and they lowered it to the Martian surface from a rocket-powered hovering SPACE CRANE?
First ever sounds from Mars - talk about a moment of Zen.
Don’t mind me folks, I’m just waiting around until we plunge a space submarine into the seas of Titan.
- JQP
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