Just where is he planning on sticking that thing?
Rudolph better buy that boom operator a drink when this is all said and done. The things you do for your kids, I tell ya. Merry Christmas, people - it's Net Assessment time.
I hereby nominate “Botched Crotch Toxin” as the most 2020 thing ever.
Also, this is proof positive that a Russian can get away with pretty much anything if he just acts Russian enough.
www.cnn.com/2020/12/21/europe/russia-navalny-poisoning-underpants-ward/index.html
Speaking of the Russians, I assume their official position is that the satellite had a drinking problem and blew itself up.
I have but one comment.
This legit sounds like something out of a video game. No, not Call of Duty - the first Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Nintendo game - the one where you get to watch your favorite cartoon heroes drown underneath a hydroelectric dam over and over again as you feebly attempt to save them.
HOW CAN THEY DROWN? THEY ARE TURTLES.
www.peterson.spaceforce.mil/News/Article/2424947/combat-divers-submerge-inside-cheyenne-mountain/
Thankfully, I think this means our boys and girls are free to pee al fresco again.
National-Defense-as-a-Service (NDaaS) is the hot new bundled recurring revenue model of 2021. Someone let the Robinhood crowd know.
www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-12-16/the-pentagon-should-learn-from-netflix-and-amazon
Gives “I’d kill for a cup of coffee right now” a whole new meaning.
www.wearethemighty.com/mighty-culture/de-espresso-liber/
New commercial SAR company tries to address concerns. Don’t worry it “can’t see inside your home.”
Well, unless you leave your doors and/or windows open, then it totally can. Through clouds. At night. But everything is fine.
www.futurism.com/new-satellite-buildings-day-night
We might start thinking beyond “bolstering” and just making it a critical strategic resource.
Kind of like the our less-important version of the International Strategic Maple Syrup reserve in Canada.
www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-defense-semiconductors-idUSKBN28S07S
“In order to invest, you must divest.” Since when did Johnnie Cochran join AFSOC?
www.nationaldefensemagazine.org/articles/2020/12/15/afsoc-wants-to-divest-some-missions
MAYBE THEY JUST NEED TO. SPEAK. SLOWER. AND. LOUDER.
Give it up - it’s two days before Christmas of the longest damn year I can remember. Your emails will be there next week.
You think you have it bad on Christmas? Try explaining to your Jewish six-year old that Santa is 100% real and brings presents to kids all over the world… but not to her.
The last thing I’m going deal with this year is her to bringing up any uncomfortable truths over Zoom school, being “that family” and ruin what is already a challenged Christmas for everybody.
- JQP
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