Never start an argument with a man who can end you from another zip code.
On second thought, you'll never hear the sound of the report anyway. Hello friends, welcome back to Net Assessment - a collection of military, cyber and space stuff that kept us from being productive.
I literally cannot write anything funnier that the actual headline.
“Former SolarWinds CEO blames intern for 'solarwinds123' password leak”
https://www.cnn.com/2021/02/26/politics/solarwinds123-password-intern/index.html
Space AND Crypto? SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY.
Marine sniper training course Pepsi challenge anyone? Winner gets to live by himself for a week in a swamp, covered in animal scat and wearing a coat made of local fauna.
https://coffeeordie.com/recon-sniper-course/
Yawn. Call me when you have the doggles version ready for my Belgian Malinois
China and Russia teaming up on a Lunar Space Station. Definitely no Blofeld-vibes here.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-56342311
Sure. Who needs cyber requirements on weapons platforms that are essentially highly explosive IT departments?
I assume they didn’t want to acronym to be TULiP to avoid it sounding like a firework you’d buy off a roadside stand in North Carolina.
https://interestingengineering.com/us-army-is-building-the-worlds-most-powerful-laser-weapon
Speaking of gaming acronyms, THPOR doesn’t have the same ring to it…
This came out of the brand new Government Office of Obvious Statements.
“Loitering Munitions” is way more sexy than “suicide drone.” Nice to see someone is upping their focus group game.
Supersonic skyborg loyal wingman drones. Ok, I give up. We officially live in a video game.
I sincerely hope everyone is happy, healthy, and hasn’t quite yet given up teaching their kids math in zoom homeschool.
Two out of three ain’t bad I guess.
-JQP
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